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Article 1: The Kiss
Kiss on the hand
I adore you
Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
Kiss on the neck
I want you
Kiss on the lips
I love you
Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
Kiss anywhere else
Lets not get carried away
Look in your eyes
Kiss me
Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go

Article 2: The Three Steps
Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3: The Commandments
Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
And give your tongue,
some EXERCISE!!!